Rummaging under my bed at 3am for a 2 year old unused iTunes gift card so that I can purchase the new stamp effects on my purikura app.
I have put clippers to my head for the first time in 4 years and shorn away my flowing mane. Guess the George Harrison comparisons might finally stop!
The turn-out for the Twin Peaks Festival usually averages 150 people. Despite its limited success this year shall be its 20th Anniversary!
So I’ve turned my phone into a portable Purikura.
How fabulous.
Dressing up is not my forte, I loathe making myself feel concious in some silly outfit or another, however tonight I am venturing out with a dozen or so people resplendent in costume to a place where you’re more likely to be the odd one out if you’re a well groomed gent (no matter if you pretend you’re witty and say you’re dressed as an internet pirate). Now it takes little for me to pass myself off as Adam Driver; of HBO’s Girls fame, but that’s just my regular appearance. Instead I’ve opted to tackle ‘John Bender’ the eponymous anti-hero of The Breakfast Club. Despite having his oversized Pea-coat and red scarf I’ve opted out of those accessories due to the sweating heatwave of serotonin boosted frolics that tonight is destined to be. My hair isn’t really long enough for his swept back look but meh, this is a half-arsed effort at best.
You couldn’t ignore me if you tried.
Today I acquired a Burger Phone for 50p.
Wizard.
One of my attempts at making a T-shirt design a while back, I replaced the ‘Game Boy’ logo with ‘Witch Boy’. I should probably put my free access to a £15,000 T-Shirt vinyl & ink printer to better use…
For the anon who asked whether I had any tattoos or not.
Lypophrenia - An ever present feeling of sadness without any apparent source.